We couldn’t make this up if we tried. This sparkly little zeolite cluster has grown in the most... anatomically bold way imaginable. With a druzy shimmer, soft milky sparkle, and a hilariously phallic silhouette, this pocket-sized piece brings protective energy and unapologetic giggles.
Whether you’re gifting a crystal lover with a good sense of humour or simply need a reminder that the universe has jokes — this one’s for you.
🔍 Crystal Properties
This natural cluster is part of the zeolite family and may include apophyllite, chalcedony, or related minerals. It features soft druzy formations on matrix, with a very unique (and unmistakable) growth shape. Mined in India, these pieces often surprise us with unexpected flair.
✨ Metaphysical Properties
🍆 Brings laughter, joy, and a reminder not to take life too seriously
💫 Clears stale energy and replaces it with ✨vibes✨
💖 Sparks conversation, giggles, and possibly questions from house guests
🌿 Great for altars, desks, or as a cheeky crystal companion
📏 Approx. 5.5 cm wide × 4 cm tall (LOL hoe ironic) | Weight: 94g
📸 You’ll receive the exact piece pictured
📦 Imagine the display possibilities - its definitely a convo starter
📸 Photo disclaimer: Photographed in natural Australian sunlight to highlight colour and texture. Colours may vary slightly depending on screen settings. Images are zoomed in to show detail — refer to size listing for accurate dimensions.
